oh my god this is so perfect i want 2 cry


when an entire class of elementary school kids gets on stage to half-ass a performance on their recorders for their parents in the audience, would that technically be dissonant/freeform/chaotic enough to qualify as musique concrete? was i accidentally a noise musician for a day in 3rd grade? are all elementary school music teachers really just radical outsider artists on the low?

(via pyrexvisean)



this makes me want some maharishi snopants

original artwork by conrad jon goldy

A bath tub cut out of a large single piece of Quartz Crystal.

Jerusalem-based industrial designer Naomi Kizhner created a series of sci-fi jewelry than harvest kinetic energy from a human’s body and turns it into electricity. Called “Energy Addicts”. Each spike is inserted into a vein; the blood stream spins the wheel and creates movemen.The jewelry is made from gold and 3D-printed biopolymer. Each piece contains sharp stings that neatly pierce the skin and serve as bio energy harvesting devices. The energy is generated from the body’s subconscious movements, such as blood flow or blinks of an eye. Kizhner created several designs to be worn on different body parts and to draw energy from specific physiological functions. Via Reddit

Feminine Products


floppy disk filled with gun powder
the first Neurosis album
Hayaino Daisuki discography
pulled pork
friendship bracelet
white leather spiky jacket
flame thrower
ace wrap
bb gun
gluten free beer
mouth guard

twelve identical spheres carved out of emerald

a baseball bat with a.i.

10,000w sound system

armor made out of the hull of the first space shuttle

deep magic swords

an enchanted pendant that grants the wearer a bonus to data acquisition

fully upgraded laptop

hydrogen powered motocross bike


matching protection circlets won from the lord of dark moon 11